Ah, the irony. I had deliberate to repost a chunk about serving to to forestall or deal with thunder phobia, after which ended up within the cellar final Tuesday night time after the TV climate dude mentioned, not fairly in these phrases, “There’s a twister transferring towards your own home, it simply hasn’t touched down but.”
We aren’t fairly in Twister Alley, however they occur right here frequently. I used to be right here in 1984 when the F5 Barneveld twister went by way of one hill over, and consider me, standing at our closest neighbors in kindling, metallic scraps, and bushes sliced down like celery sticks is nothing like seeing it on TV or in pictures. Which is tough sufficient. It’s coronary heart breaking, and deeply, deeply disorienting.
I’ve talked to quite a few neighbors after this Tuesday night time’s storm (which heartbreakingly devastated Greenfield, Iowa), and to an individual they agreed with me: We’ve watched many a twister warning with out going to our respective basements/cellars/caves, however this time each considered one of us mentioned some model of “Holy $@#^” and went downstairs.
However, right here’s the factor. Skip, a canine of many abilities, arrived right here by no means having seen a staircase in his life, and determined they had been a direct path to hell. That is the canine who throws his physique fearlessly into gulches, fences, and impenetrable briar patches whereas working sheep or enjoying. However stroll up or down stairs? Nope. (I promise I’ll get to at least one method to stop/deal with thunder phobia finally. That is kind of an Alice’s Restaurant sort of piece–we’ll get to the purpose, it simply requires endurance.
Years in the past, I began educating Skip to go upstairs from the lounge to the bed room–simple sufficient, the steps are steep however carpeted–after which determined to not. I assumed it’d be good at first to let Maggie have one place that was nonetheless her personal, and finally determined to let sleeping canines lie. Skip has a film star-handsome coat that sheds relentlessly, and my allergist says No Canine within the Bed room. Maggie understands that sleeping upstairs is our little secret (don’t inform), and Skip sleeps, seemingly fortunately sufficient, on the lounge sofa after cuddling with me on it a lot of the night, and all is properly.
I’ve usually thought, “I really want to show the canines to go down the steps to the cellar in case of a critical twister warning.” This has been as efficient as considering “I really want to cease consuming sugar and can by no means eat a strawberry-rhubarb pie once more.” After which, Tuesday occurred, and Skip turned a rug. Which I’ll clarify in a minute.
Listed below are the steps, which Maggie had by no means been down herself.
Though she runs up and down the steps to the bed room, and in motels, she appears at these stairs as if they’re a direct path to her worst nightmare. They’re steep, haven’t any risers (the vertical components between the horizontal components), and simply look subjectively scary to any sentient non-burrowing creature. I take them very, very significantly, as a result of falling down them may simply kill an individual.
Final Tuesday, when the meterologists mentioned “We imply it y’all, get your asses downstairs,” Jim and I listened. We had already stuffed the bathtubs with water, gotten out flashlights, disconnected some electronics (in case of energy outages, which certainly occurred), put towels and chairs downstairs for us all to choose to, and gotten out leashes as a result of I used to be positive luring the canines downstairs with treats could be a fail. (That is while you disgrace me for not coping with this sooner. I just about have that job description stuffed myself, so that you would possibly need to disgrace me for considered one of my many different faults.)
As soon as we determined we had no selection, we put the canines on leash, I bought out treats, and went down with Maggie. She didn’t need to go, and I admit to easily pulling her down the primary few steps, time being of the essence. However numerous treats ensued as soon as she bought down two stairs, and she or he trotted down the remaining comparatively simply on her personal, the place she found that dried liver treats may additionally rain from the sky within the cellar.
Skip took one have a look at the steps, realized that we needed him to go down them, and ran to the farthest nook of the home. I used to be 110% positive we’d by no means get him to go down himself earlier than doom fell, so Jim went to select him up. Think about a 47-pound canine so flattened on the ground that he about 3 inches thick. A black and white throw rug, AARP accepted as a result of it was caught to the ground so that you couldn’t journey on it. Poor Skip, he was properly and actually terrified, however my superb husband peeled him off the ground, and bought him down the steps whereas I watched, by now nearly as scared Skip, afraid they’d each fall.
They didn’t fall. No twister touched down in our space; a truth about which I’m nonetheless filled with gratitude. Our energy did exit, however not for days as occurred to some in our space. Each canines ended up exploring the cellar (mouse poop!), snacking on treats, and finally settling down whereas we frolicked, though Skip spent an inordinate period of time licking his privates.
Nonetheless, 70-80 mph winds have penalties. Each chain noticed in southern Wisconsin was busy on Wednesday and Thursday. Some locations bought hit onerous–big bushes on roofs and automobiles, a whole bunch of roads blocked. We got here out properly, we misplaced two large bushes however nothing in our yard and our fence even survived a large tree fall . . . (There’s a fence underneath there.)
Largely we’re grateful that issues weren’t worse, and really feel filled with compassion for individuals who have suffered terribly from the storm. (And sure, after all, classes on Going Down the Haunted Stairway have begun. I’d even attempt to convert the stairway right into a ramp; I’ll maintain you posted.)
However wait, wasn’t I going to speak about stopping thunder phobia? I nearly forgot, if you happen to didn’t. However Skip will likely be completely happy to remind me, as a result of I knew that Skip was a major candidate for thunder phobia after being so frightened through the drama of Tuesday’s storm, replete with freight-train wind noise and house-shaking thunder. I used to be truly completely happy to listen to that one other large storm was due Friday, as a result of the earlier I may begin counter conditioning, the higher. I used to be prepared, and began giving out “Thunder Treats” throughout each increase. You may see from this photograph who’s extra involved, from a canine whose by no means been a lot involved about thunder earlier than.
However I stored it up. Each lap of thunder resulted in a chunk of rooster. Again and again. Thunder = Deal with. Thunder = Deal with. Thunder = Deal with (The treats had been items of cooked rooster, which I all the time maintain within the freezer for emergencies. Don’t be losing your time with some kibbly stuff, make the treats marvelous.) I replicated this most likely 30 occasions in 3o minutes, all of the whereas asserting “Thunder Treats” as if we had all found the which means of life and would stay in joyous concord ever after. Each canines would play Pleading Eye Canine, but when there was no thunder I’d shrug my shoulders and say, sorry, no thunder, no treats. They’d have to attend for thunder to get extra rooster. By the point I bought to the tip of the deal with bowl, each canines select to lie down and fall asleep, even when the thunder was nonetheless booming. Countering conditioning canines to thunder works like a allure, IF the canine isn’t too frightened of it but.
IF your canine is both not afraid of thunder (thunder phobia usually doesn’t begin till three years of age), or, is just reasonably involved, like Skip gave the impression to be, counter conditioning with treats or ball play works superbly, and it’s simple (besides at three within the morning) . You don’t must be there for each storm, however do it when you possibly can, use the most effective treats possible, sympathize how sorry you might be when there’s no thunder, and be genuinely completely happy when it thunders, and also you get to offer the canines a deal with.
Nonetheless, as soon as canines have full blown thunder phobia, you would possibly need to discuss with my earlier put up about treating critical thunder phobias. On this case, you’ll want to up the ante. Speak to your vet about Sileo and different meds, take into account physique wraps and herbs, create a “secure home,” and do counter conditioning because the storm begins. However it’s far, much better to work on prevention now, which is why I’d advise enjoying Thunder Treats with any canine a couple of occasions, simply to keep away from bother sooner or later.
MEANWHILE, again on the farm: Our gardens are each exhausting me and giving me immeasurably pleasure. Right here’s one little backyard on the fringe of our driveway.
Columbine, the flower in entrance of the purple Iris under, is a local plant that self seeds yearly. It appears to find it irresistible right here, and I like having it.
I went all Georgia O’Keefe on this Iris, a kind of flowers that you simply aren’t positive appropriate for all ages.
And, better of all, Maggie is displaying off the copies of The Different Finish of the Leash in Japanese! Regrettably, neither of us learn the language, however I’m thrilled to have this beautifully-produced e-book launched in Japan. I acquired a couple of additional copies–if you happen to or somebody you like lives within the US (no overseas transport please) and also you learn the language, the primary message despatched to assist@patriciamcconnell.com will get a free autographed copy!
That’s considered one of my many delights this week. Yours? And inform us your thunder tales; I learn over and over how helpful the remark part is to readers.
