Hello, I’m Dr. Karyn! Learn my introduction to be taught extra about me and meet my 5 hilarious cats: Clutch, Cyril, Alex, Zelda, and Zazzles.
I usually discover myself feeling envious of my cats. No tasks, all meals supplied, nothing to do however laze the day away. So this week, I made a decision to take my envy and switch it into motion, spending the day in Cyril’s sneakers (or paws). It seems that it’s not all it’s cracked as much as be.
02:00: I’m feeling a bit lonely, so I’m going to seek out my human and spend quarter-hour getting snug on their again.
02:30: Bored now. I’m going again to my room to sleep there as a substitute.
04:00: Feeling a bit peckish; I’d run out and in of the human’s bed room a number of instances, see if that generates any meals.
04:30: Meals mission was not a hit. Time to get the others concerned.
04:45: Begin ‘Operation Wake The People’. The ginger one and I take turns chasing one another, and the black one. Typically the torti one joins in as properly.
04:55: People have stirred and grumbled, however no transfer to get away from bed.
05:00: Tiny canine jumps on the ground. Human is up and follows it downstairs. Irritating that tiny canine is ready to obtain what I had not, however at the least meals ought to arrive shortly. Very excited.
05:15: Meals arrives and I’m very excited to see that it’s the identical factor as yesterday, and the day earlier than that, and the day earlier than that, and the day earlier than that…… Yum!
05:25: Time for a nap.
07:30: People are extra lively now. Possibly right this moment would be the day they overlook that now we have already been fed? No? Effectively, there’s all the time tomorrow. Time for one more nap.
09:45: One of many people is sitting on the desk and their fingers are transferring quite a bit. Maybe they’re chilly. I shall assist by sitting on them.
09:50: Human doesn’t appear to comprehend that I’m attempting to assist. I’ll persevere.
10:00: Human has rejected my help. As an alternative, I deposit a big poop within the field beside the desk. The human appears to be very happy, making all types of sounds as they collect it up for his or her assortment. I’m wondering what they do with all of them.
12:45: Feeling bored and a bit hungry. Test bowl – no meals. One other disappointment. I’ll have a drink and lick my butt, and test again later.
13:00: Nonetheless no meals. Time to fall dramatically onto my again in the midst of the room and lie there for half-hour.
13:30: One of many tiny canines sniffs my tail, so I swish and twitch it enticingly. He makes an annoying yappy sound, so I roll over and faucet his head. He runs away crying. What a wuss.
13:40: Tiny canine returns with tiny good friend, they usually chase me up the steps. The cheek of them! After I attain the highest I flip round to look at them, they usually run away. They’re not very courageous.
14:00: Bowl test – nonetheless no meals. I’ll give it one other hour, however then it is going to be time to begin our afternoon calls for. Within the meantime, I shall nap.
15:30: Interact shadow mode – the place human goes, I’m going. They attempt to shut me out of the small room with the porcelain chair, however I handle to squeeze by the hole within the door.
17:30: Human is making preparations within the kitchen. Quite a few bowls and meals showing on the counter. I shall examine all of them. Massive canine jumps up and licks my face. Disgusting creature.
17:45: Supper time! I’m very excited to see that it’s the identical factor as final night time, and the night time earlier than that, and the night time earlier than that, and the night time earlier than that…… Yum!
18:00: Lazily washing my face and paws, and attempting to resolve if I shall vomit a few of my dinner on the carpet tonight. Not tonight, possibly tomorrow. As an alternative, I’ll have a nap. A pile of heat towels has simply appeared on the mattress, so I’ll make use of that.
19:30: I’m woken by the sound of the human scraping round within the litter field, so I wait patiently for them to complete their scavenging earlier than getting into for a big pee. Human lets out a sigh, presumably relieved that there will likely be extra waste merchandise for them to reap.
20:00: Human is watching the noisy image on the wall, so I sit in entrance and have a wash. I await them to say one thing about making a cup of tea, and take this as my cue to twist up on their lap for a nap.
21:30: Human hasn’t moved, so I’ll keep right here for some time longer.
22:00: Can’t sleep as human is jiggling their knee, so I stretch and disappear upstairs. The human follows however goes into the room with the porcelain chair.
23:00: Time for a last-minute wrestling match with the ginger one earlier than delivering for the night time. I test the bowl in case any meals has appeared, however sadly, it’s empty. Oh properly, I shall test once more in a number of hours…
I’ve realized that, though Cyril’s life seems fairly chilled and free from stress, it’s additionally fairly boring. I’m additionally unsure that I may eat the identical meals day-after-day with the extent of enthusiasm displayed by my cats; not having autonomy over my meals could be a deal breaker for me! I may in all probability get used to all of the naps although!
This text is part of Dr. Karyn’s sequence together with her 5 hilarious cats.
